What do Fish Say to Their Moms?

This is probably just me, but I’ve always wondered what fish say to their moms. I will now journal in the first person of a young fish who has a diary somehow and his mom reads it. Dear Diary, Hi, I’m Jeffles. Today I saw my first real human! They’re honestly kind of ugly with […]

Switching Lives

The prompt for this blog was “Which famous person do you want to switch places with for the day?” I don’t know if she counts, but I think she’s had a pretty big impact on my life, so she’s famous to me. If I had to choose anybody to switch places with for the day, […]

Passing Physical Limits

My eyes open blearily and I yawn. I knuckle the gunk out of my sleep-worn eyes and stare around gratefully at my king sized bed that allowed me to get the best sleep of my life. The white pillows with a teal trim are stuffed to perfection. My head can sink into them without being […]

What Age Would I Be Forever

If I could choose, I would be five years old forever. My first reason for this is that my brain wouldn’t be evolved and I would never have to worry about all the problems in the world. I would be small and never have to be in trouble or socially pressured. My problems would be […]

Snowy Contemplations

I woke up with anger fogging my brain. I stared at the sullen house around me, the glass windows broken by the fight last night. The faucet was dripping, and I realized now I had nobody to help me fix it. I went to the sink and washed my face with the water from the […]

Rad Reading-October

This month I read a book called Keeper of the Lost Cities: Everblaze by Shannon Messenger. It’s the third in the Keeper of the Lost Cities series, and it randomly fell out of my bookshelf, so I thought it was a sign from the universe that I should read it. No matter how many times […]

The Disturbance With The Lions

🏸 💂 (Random emoji generator) Swish, thunk skshhhh. The sounds of badminton echoed around the silent stadium, watching in terrible anticipation. No one noticed the British Foot Guards arrive. All eyes were on the bird soaring high, high, high into the air. Suddenly, it was snatched out of the air by a single gloved hand. […]